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11-15-2007, 04:34 PM
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 OT My Daddy The Dancer.... One day a Fourth Grade teacher asked her students to report on what their fathers did for a living. All of the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, teacher, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so on. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet. When the teacher finally prodded him for his report he replied: "My dad is an exotic dancer in a gay bar. He takes off all of his clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher was obviously shaken by the report. She quickly set the other children to work on some worksheets and took little Justin out into the hallway. "Is that really true about your father?" she asked. "No," replied Justin. "He is a Democrat and he's working for Hillary Clinton's campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." -- Scott in Florida      |
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11-15-2007, 04:34 PM
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| Re: OT My Daddy The Dancer.... In article <1broj3llba8jbdea3jteufepi6hnc2ilvu@4ax.com>, Scott in Florida <JustAskl@verizon.net> wrote: > One day a Fourth Grade teacher asked her students to report on what > their fathers did for a living. > > > > All of the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, > teacher, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so on. > > > > However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet. When > the teacher finally prodded him for his report he replied: > > > > "My dad is an exotic dancer in a gay bar. He takes off all of his > clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. > Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some > guy and stay with him all night for money." > > > > The teacher was obviously shaken by the report. She quickly set > the other children to work on some worksheets and took little Justin > out into the hallway. > > > > "Is that really true about your father?" she asked. > > > > "No," replied Justin. "He is a Democrat and he's working for > Hillary Clinton's campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in > front of the other kids." That should stir up frick, frack and mack again, LOL. -- "It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." -Bill Clinton |
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11-15-2007, 04:34 PM
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| Re: OT My Daddy The Dancer.... On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:12:18 -0500, "dbu." <nospam@nospam.com> wrote: >In article <1broj3llba8jbdea3jteufepi6hnc2ilvu@4ax.com>, > Scott in Florida <JustAskl@verizon.net> wrote: > >> One day a Fourth Grade teacher asked her students to report on what >> their fathers did for a living. >> >> >> >> All of the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, >> teacher, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so on. >> >> >> >> However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet. When >> the teacher finally prodded him for his report he replied: >> >> >> >> "My dad is an exotic dancer in a gay bar. He takes off all of his >> clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. >> Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some >> guy and stay with him all night for money." >> >> >> >> The teacher was obviously shaken by the report. She quickly set >> the other children to work on some worksheets and took little Justin >> out into the hallway. >> >> >> >> "Is that really true about your father?" she asked. >> >> >> >> "No," replied Justin. "He is a Democrat and he's working for >> Hillary Clinton's campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in >> front of the other kids." > >That should stir up frick, frack and mack again, LOL. A good turd in the punch bowl always makes things interesting.... -- Scott in Florida |
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11-15-2007, 05:42 PM
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| Re: OT My Daddy The Dancer.... "Scott in Florida" <JustAskl@verizon.net> wrote in message news:83soj3pp0m8qok1i8c56iausmiranvkgh5@4ax.com... > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:12:18 -0500, "dbu." <nospam@nospam.com> wrote: > >>In article <1broj3llba8jbdea3jteufepi6hnc2ilvu@4ax.com>, >> Scott in Florida <JustAskl@verizon.net> wrote: >> >>> One day a Fourth Grade teacher asked her students to report on what >>> their fathers did for a living. >>> >>> >>> >>> All of the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, >>> teacher, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so on. >>> >>> >>> >>> However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet. When >>> the teacher finally prodded him for his report he replied: >>> >>> >>> >>> "My dad is an exotic dancer in a gay bar. He takes off all of his >>> clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. >>> Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some >>> guy and stay with him all night for money." >>> >>> >>> >>> The teacher was obviously shaken by the report. She quickly set >>> the other children to work on some worksheets and took little Justin >>> out into the hallway. >>> >>> >>> >>> "Is that really true about your father?" she asked. >>> >>> >>> >>> "No," replied Justin. "He is a Democrat and he's working for >>> Hillary Clinton's campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in >>> front of the other kids." >> >>That should stir up frick, frack and mack again, LOL. > > A good turd in the punch bowl always makes things interesting.... > > -- > Scott in Florida With you being the turd? |
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11-15-2007, 05:42 PM
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| Re: OT My Daddy The Dancer.... In article <13jou8nsifckc2f@corp.supernews.com>, "mack" <mackerel@dslextreme.com> wrote: > "Scott in Florida" <JustAskl@verizon.net> wrote in message > news:83soj3pp0m8qok1i8c56iausmiranvkgh5@4ax.com... > > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:12:18 -0500, "dbu." <nospam@nospam.com> wrote: > > > >>In article <1broj3llba8jbdea3jteufepi6hnc2ilvu@4ax.com>, > >> Scott in Florida <JustAskl@verizon.net> wrote: > >> > >>> One day a Fourth Grade teacher asked her students to report on what > >>> their fathers did for a living. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> All of the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, > >>> teacher, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so on. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet. When > >>> the teacher finally prodded him for his report he replied: > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> "My dad is an exotic dancer in a gay bar. He takes off all of his > >>> clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. > >>> Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some > >>> guy and stay with him all night for money." > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> The teacher was obviously shaken by the report. She quickly set > >>> the other children to work on some worksheets and took little Justin > >>> out into the hallway. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> "Is that really true about your father?" she asked. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> "No," replied Justin. "He is a Democrat and he's working for > >>> Hillary Clinton's campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in > >>> front of the other kids." > >> > >>That should stir up frick, frack and mack again, LOL. > > > > A good turd in the punch bowl always makes things interesting.... > > > > -- > > Scott in Florida > > With you being the turd? Speaking of a turd in the punch bowl, look what just showed up, LOL Like I aways said, these three, four including the larry moe...are like fish in a bowl. Drop a few crumbs of food and they jump out of the water. -- "It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." *Bill Clinton |
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11-15-2007, 05:42 PM
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| Re: OT My Daddy The Dancer.... On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:01:31 -0600, "dbu." <nospam@nospam.com> wrote: >In article <13jou8nsifckc2f@corp.supernews.com>, > "mack" <mackerel@dslextreme.com> wrote: > >> "Scott in Florida" <JustAskl@verizon.net> wrote in message >> news:83soj3pp0m8qok1i8c56iausmiranvkgh5@4ax.com... >> > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:12:18 -0500, "dbu." <nospam@nospam.com> wrote: >> > >> >>In article <1broj3llba8jbdea3jteufepi6hnc2ilvu@4ax.com>, >> >> Scott in Florida <JustAskl@verizon.net> wrote: >> >> >> >>> One day a Fourth Grade teacher asked her students to report on what >> >>> their fathers did for a living. >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> All of the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, >> >>> teacher, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so on. >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet. When >> >>> the teacher finally prodded him for his report he replied: >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> "My dad is an exotic dancer in a gay bar. He takes off all of his >> >>> clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. >> >>> Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some >> >>> guy and stay with him all night for money." >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> The teacher was obviously shaken by the report. She quickly set >> >>> the other children to work on some worksheets and took little Justin >> >>> out into the hallway. >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> "Is that really true about your father?" she asked. >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> "No," replied Justin. "He is a Democrat and he's working for >> >>> Hillary Clinton's campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in >> >>> front of the other kids." >> >> >> >>That should stir up frick, frack and mack again, LOL. >> > >> > A good turd in the punch bowl always makes things interesting.... >> > >> > -- >> > Scott in Florida >> >> With you being the turd? > >Speaking of a turd in the punch bowl, look what just showed up, LOL > >Like I aways said, these three, four including the larry moe...are like >fish in a bowl. Drop a few crumbs of food and they jump out of the >water. You called it....LOL Wait till I post the latest headline from Drudge... -- Scott in Florida |
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11-15-2007, 08:43 PM
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| Re: OT My Daddy The Dancer.... "Scott in Florida" <JustAskl@verizon.net> wrote in message news:3nvoj3d1jlk7gghqeuu1lseeoaj1ti5vb1@4ax.com... > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:01:31 -0600, "dbu." <nospam@nospam.com> wrote: > >>> > A good turd in the punch bowl always makes things interesting.... >>> > >>> > -- >>> > Scott in Florida >>> >>> With you being the turd? >> >>Speaking of a turd in the punch bowl, look what just showed up, LOL >> >>Like I aways said, these three, four including the larry moe...are like >>fish in a bowl. Drop a few crumbs of food and they jump out of the >>water. > > You called it....LOL > > Wait till I post the latest headline from Drudge... > > -- > Scott in Florida On the contrary, Snott and dbu, I think it's just that it seems that I'm the only one leftie who hasn't already blocked you two numbnuts. And I'm about to. You used to be amusing to poke fun at and put down, but I have better things to do in life. Obviously, you two don't have lives past your keyboards. Bye, chums. |
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11-15-2007, 08:44 PM
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| Re: OT My Daddy The Dancer.... On Nov 15, 3:14 pm, "mack" <macke...@dslextreme.com> wrote: > "Scott in Florida" <JustA...@verizon.net> wrote in messagenews:3nvoj3d1jlk7gghqeuu1lseeoaj1ti5vb1@4ax .com... > > > > > > > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:01:31 -0600, "dbu." <nos...@nospam.com> wrote: > > >>> > A good turd in the punch bowl always makes things interesting.... > > >>> > -- > >>> > Scott in Florida > > >>> With you being the turd? > > >>Speaking of a turd in the punch bowl, look what just showed up, LOL > > >>Like I aways said, these three, four including the larry moe...are like > >>fish in a bowl. Drop a few crumbs of food and they jump out of the > >>water. > > > You called it....LOL > > > Wait till I post the latest headline from Drudge... > > > -- > > Scott in Florida > > On the contrary, Snott and dbu, I think it's just that it seems that I'm the > only one > leftie who hasn't already blocked you two numbnuts. And I'm about to. > You used to be amusing to poke fun at and put down, but I have better > things to do > in life. Obviously, you two don't have lives past your keyboards. > > Bye, chums.- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - It's a complete waste of time to try to have a discussion with these guys. They are all very old and need to be humored. |
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11-15-2007, 09:33 PM
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| Re: OT My Daddy The Dancer.... On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:14:07 -0800, "mack" <mackerel@dslextreme.com> wrote: > >"Scott in Florida" <JustAskl@verizon.net> wrote in message >news:3nvoj3d1jlk7gghqeuu1lseeoaj1ti5vb1@4ax.com.. . >> On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:01:31 -0600, "dbu." <nospam@nospam.com> wrote: >> >>>> > A good turd in the punch bowl always makes things interesting.... >>>> > >>>> > -- >>>> > Scott in Florida >>>> >>>> With you being the turd? >>> >>>Speaking of a turd in the punch bowl, look what just showed up, LOL >>> >>>Like I aways said, these three, four including the larry moe...are like >>>fish in a bowl. Drop a few crumbs of food and they jump out of the >>>water. >> >> You called it....LOL >> >> Wait till I post the latest headline from Drudge... >> >> -- >> Scott in Florida > >On the contrary, Snott and dbu, I think it's just that it seems that I'm the >only one >leftie who hasn't already blocked you two numbnuts. And I'm about to. >You used to be amusing to poke fun at and put down, but I have better >things to do >in life. Obviously, you two don't have lives past your keyboards. > >Bye, chums. > Another lib shot down in flames!!!!!!!!! You going to watch Hillary get her lunch eaten in Sin City tonight? -- Scott in Florida |
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11-15-2007, 09:33 PM
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| Re: OT My Daddy The Dancer.... On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:33:50 -0800 (PST), "edspyhill01@yahoo.com" <edspyhill01@yahoo.com> wrote: >On Nov 15, 3:14 pm, "mack" <macke...@dslextreme.com> wrote: >> "Scott in Florida" <JustA...@verizon.net> wrote in messagenews:3nvoj3d1jlk7gghqeuu1lseeoaj1ti5vb1@4ax .com... >> >> >> >> >> >> > On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:01:31 -0600, "dbu." <nos...@nospam.com> wrote: >> >> >>> > A good turd in the punch bowl always makes things interesting.... >> >> >>> > -- >> >>> > Scott in Florida >> >> >>> With you being the turd? >> >> >>Speaking of a turd in the punch bowl, look what just showed up, LOL >> >> >>Like I aways said, these three, four including the larry moe...are like >> >>fish in a bowl. Drop a few crumbs of food and they jump out of the >> >>water. >> >> > You called it....LOL >> >> > Wait till I post the latest headline from Drudge... >> >> > -- >> > Scott in Florida >> >> On the contrary, Snott and dbu, I think it's just that it seems that I'm the >> only one >> leftie who hasn't already blocked you two numbnuts. And I'm about to. >> You used to be amusing to poke fun at and put down, but I have better >> things to do >> in life. Obviously, you two don't have lives past your keyboards. >> >> Bye, chums.- Hide quoted text - >> >> - Show quoted text - > >It's a complete waste of time to try to have a discussion with these >guys. They are all very old and need to be humored. Another lib rises to the fray. Ready to get your arse kicked? -- Scott in Florida |
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