Re: OT - Scott, and son? Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to
them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the
best lay in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk
wanders off and up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the
drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says "I just screwed
your mom and it was sw-e-et!" Again the guy refuses to take the bait,
and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later, he comes back and
announces, "Your mom even let me----"
Finally the guy interrupts, "Go home, Dad----you're drunk!" |