Re: {OT} big ben -->joke<-- On Dec 5, 11:03 pm, "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolfer...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> President Bush is the first U.S. President to spend the night in
> Buckingham Palace, at the request of the royal family. As he was
> showing the President around, Prince Charles asked
> Bush if he wanted to see Big Ben, and Bush replied, "Whoa, there,
> fella. I'm from Texas; don't try any of that funny stuff with me."
> SALESGIRL: sir, you can't smoke here.
> CUSTOMER: but I bought these cigars from your store.
> SALESGIRL: we also sell condoms, but it doesn't mean you can fuck here. |