"witfal" <nospam@all4.me> wrote in message
news:fjpm8s$964$1@news.albasani.net...
> The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully
> served the people of the nation's capital in Washington D.C.
> He motioned for his nurse to come near.??"Yes, Father?" said the nurse??"I
> would really like to see President Bill and Senator Hillary Clinton before
> I die," whispered the priest. ??"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied
> the nurse.??The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a
> response. Soon the word arrived; the Clinton's would be delighted to visit
> the Priest. ??As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, "I
> don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly will
> help our images and might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN
> IT TO WIN IT." ??Bill agreed--it was a very good thing for her campaign
> once they put out a press release about it.??When they arrived at the
> priest's room, the old priest took Bill's hand in his right hand and
> Hillary's hand in his left. ??There was silence and a look of serenity on
> the old priest's face.??Finally Bill Clinton spoke. "Father, of all the
> people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you
> near the end?" ??The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to
> pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."??"Amen" said
> Bill.??"Amen" said Hillary.??The old priest continued ... "He died between
> two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."

But if the old priest really wanted to die between two thieves, he'd have
called Bush and Cheney to his bedside.

mack wrote:
> "witfal" <nospam@all4.me> wrote in message
> news:fjpm8s$964$1@news.albasani.net...
>> The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully
>> served the people of the nation's capital in Washington D.C.
>> He motioned for his nurse to come near.??"Yes, Father?" said the nurse??"I
>> would really like to see President Bill and Senator Hillary Clinton before
>> I die," whispered the priest. ??"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied
>> the nurse.??The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a
>> response. Soon the word arrived; the Clinton's would be delighted to visit
>> the Priest. ??As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, "I
>> don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly will
>> help our images and might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN
>> IT TO WIN IT." ??Bill agreed--it was a very good thing for her campaign
>> once they put out a press release about it.??When they arrived at the
>> priest's room, the old priest took Bill's hand in his right hand and
>> Hillary's hand in his left. ??There was silence and a look of serenity on
>> the old priest's face.??Finally Bill Clinton spoke. "Father, of all the
>> people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you
>> near the end?" ??The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to
>> pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."??"Amen" said
>> Bill.??"Amen" said Hillary.??The old priest continued ... "He died between
>> two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
>
> But if the old priest really wanted to die between two thieves, he'd have
> called Bush and Cheney to his bedside.

Tis better to think of them as Robinhoods that rob the poor and give to
the rich. Thats not really *stealing* is it?

"F.H." <connectu2@verizon.net> wrote in message
>> But if the old priest really wanted to die between two thieves, he'd have
>> called Bush and Cheney to his bedside.
>
> Tis better to think of them as Robinhoods that rob the poor and give to
> the rich. Thats not really *stealing* is it?

They're only giving SOME of it to the rich. With Cheney's *nonexistent*(
hahaha) link to KBR-Halliburton, he's salted away some folding green,
thanks to the Iraq war. And it would not surprise
me in the least to hear about GWB having a numbered
account in Switzerland. Just surmising on my part,
of course.

In article <13m3fu06dn96670@corp.supernews.com>,
"mack" <mackerel@dslextreme.com> wrote:

> "F.H." <connectu2@verizon.net> wrote in message
> >> But if the old priest really wanted to die between two thieves, he'd have
> >> called Bush and Cheney to his bedside.
> >
> > Tis better to think of them as Robinhoods that rob the poor and give to
> > the rich. Thats not really *stealing* is it?
>
> They're only giving SOME of it to the rich. With Cheney's *nonexistent*(
> hahaha) link to KBR-Halliburton, he's salted away some folding green,
> thanks to the Iraq war. And it would not surprise
> me in the least to hear about GWB having a numbered
> account in Switzerland. Just surmising on my part,
> of course.

You've been drinking again I'd bet.
--
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.
We are the president."

Hillary Clinton