Re: Sludge Report...
"B. Oogey" <BoogeyOogeynot@southhampton.nl> wrote in message
news:Xns985DD86383690BoogeyOogey@216.196.97.136...
> My 72 Olds 98 went 35,000 no oil change, no problems. Except the oil was
> pretty dirty when it got changed.
Some women (Wickeddoll excepted of course) think that automobile maintenance
begins and ends with putting gas in the tank. Water ? That's for showering
in. Oil, that's for cooking in a wok. Air? duh, for breathing.
I don't need transmission fluid, because I don't have "fluid drive" in my
car. The spare tire? You mean the one around my husband's middle?
Filters? Heck, I don't even smoke!
Reminds me of Phyllis Diller's line about the cop pulling her over.
"You're going down a one-way street!"
"Well, officer, I was only going one way!" |