*
"I Miss Bill Clinton" !!!
*

It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious. It's
from a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses
Bill Clinton.



"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
ever
got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a
check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
shelves
this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
don't
know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
as I
know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I
think
you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
Panky
between Bushes."

---ya gotta love it. But - not enough to put his old lady in the White
House!!!
--


"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

Hillary Clinton

"dbu" <nospam@nospam.moc> wrote in message
news:nospam-874384.12411218022008@comcast.dca.giganews.com...


> The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as
> I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I
> >think you need to know."


So that's where Gonzales learned it from!

In article <nmkuj.4403$Sa1.859@news02.roc.ny>,
"JoeSpareBedroom" <dishborealis@yahoo.com> wrote:

> "dbu" <nospam@nospam.moc> wrote in message
> news:nospam-874384.12411218022008@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>
>
> > The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as
> > I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I
> > >think you need to know."
>
>
> So that's where Gonzales learned it from!

We're talking about billy clinton, stay on the subject if you can. I
know it's hard for you. A.D.D. is very disabling.
--


"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

Hillary Clinton

"dbu" <nospam@nospam.moc> wrote in message
news:nospam-947BE8.16394318022008@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> In article <nmkuj.4403$Sa1.859@news02.roc.ny>,
> "JoeSpareBedroom" <dishborealis@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> "dbu" <nospam@nospam.moc> wrote in message
>> news:nospam-874384.12411218022008@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>
>>
>> > The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
>> > as
>> > I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what
>> > I
>> > >think you need to know."
>>
>>
>> So that's where Gonzales learned it from!
>
> We're talking about billy clinton, stay on the subject if you can. I
> know it's hard for you. A.D.D. is very disabling.


Aww....poor little boy. It bothers you when someone you love is also a liar.

Get over it, asshole.

On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:41:12 -0600, dbu wrote:

> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
> shelves > this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
> distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.


I like the KFC Hillary special: Two fat thighs, small breast and a left
wing...

http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userim...1168230825.JPG

On 2008-02-18 19:18:36 -0800, Hachiroku ãƒ�ãƒ�ãƒ*ク <Trueno@ae86.gts> said:

> On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:41:12 -0600, dbu wrote:
>
>> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
>> shelves > this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
>> distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
>
>
> I like the KFC Hillary special: Two fat thighs, small breast and a left
> wing...

I heard it, "Two large thighs, two small breasts, two left wings."

On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:32:00 -0800, witfal wrote:

> On 2008-02-18 19:18:36 -0800, Hachiroku ãƒ�ãƒ�ãƒ*ク <Trueno@ae86.gts>
> said:
>
>> On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:41:12 -0600, dbu wrote:
>>
>>> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
>>> shelves > this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the
>>> nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in
>>> hot water.
>>
>>
>> I like the KFC Hillary special: Two fat thighs, small breast and a left
>> wing...
>
> I heard it, "Two large thighs, two small breasts, two left wings."

Didn't I post a link?

On 2008-02-18 19:58:17 -0800, Hachiroku ãƒ�ãƒ�ãƒ*ク <Trueno@ae86.gts> said:

> On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:32:00 -0800, witfal wrote:
>
>> On 2008-02-18 19:18:36 -0800, Hachiroku ãƒ�ãƒ�ãƒ*ク <Trueno@ae86.gts>
>> said:
>>
>>> On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:41:12 -0600, dbu wrote:
>>>
>>>> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
>>>> shelves > this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the
>>>> nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in
>>>> hot water.
>>>
>>>
>>> I like the KFC Hillary special: Two fat thighs, small breast and a left
>>> wing...
>>
>> I heard it, "Two large thighs, two small breasts, two left wings."
>
> Didn't I post a link?

Didn't look, but yes you did. Sorry.

On Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:18:36 GMT, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno@ae86.gts>
wrote:

>On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:41:12 -0600, dbu wrote:
>
>> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
>> shelves > this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
>> distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
>
>
>I like the KFC Hillary special: Two fat thighs, small breast and a left
>wing...
>
>http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userim...1168230825.JPG


.....and you have lust in your heart for her??????

--

Scott in Florida

On Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:29:01 -0500, Scott in Florida wrote:

> On Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:18:36 GMT, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno@ae86.gts> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:41:12 -0600, dbu wrote:
>>
>>> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
>>> shelves > this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the
>>> nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in
>>> hot water.
>>
>>
>>I like the KFC Hillary special: Two fat thighs, small breast and a left
>>wing...
>>
>>http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userim...1168230825.JPG
>
>
> ....and you have lust in your heart for her??????


She looks good on a good day!