NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS 9 minutes ago CEO --Chief Embezzlement
Officer.

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,
the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets
equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per
share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo
@ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a
nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use

Fat Moe, 10/9/2008,4:26:00 PM, wrote:

>
> NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS 9 minutes ago CEO --Chief Embezzlement
> Officer.
>
> CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
>
> BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to
> mistake himself for a financial genius.
>
> BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,
> the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
>
> VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
>
> P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
> market keeps crashing.
>
> BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
>
> STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
>
> STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
>
> STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets
> equally between themselves.
>
> FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
>
> MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
>
> CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the
> toilet.
>
> YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240
> per share.
>
> WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought
> Yahoo @ $240 per share.
>
> INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a
> nuthouse.
>
> PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use


All of these are good but your subject line made me think the current
stock market is only good for new investors and new money also.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0fw86ygbneeq7000@news.albasani.net...


> All of these are good but your subject line made me think the current
> stock market is only good for new investors and new money also.


Once again, you've demonstrated how you come to stupid conclusions.