Col <stroma35@nospambtinternet.com> Thou drain-inhabiting implorator of
unholy suits. Thou putrefying damned baseness. Thou nighty gossip. Thou
buck-toothed, crook-pated mildewed ear. Ye gainsaid and ye carried on:

>> The only reason I
>> didn't tell you to "take the fucking thing back to where you bought
>> it from,
>> you stupid cunt" is because Mister Plow told you exactly the same
>> thing, only in a roundabout way.
>
> And also because only a complete arrogant prick would talk to someone
> they dont know like that for no reason, presumably?

Hey, choke on this, you fucktard cunt...

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inappreciable butter churn; algophobia; Col, Little Teen Tiny Tits Fucks
& Sucks Old Man; charge; lap clap; bangtail; horizontal jogging euph.
Sexual intercourse.; beard n. A woman married to a gay man in order to
conceal his homosexuality. As in: "Do you reckon that Sophie's a beard
then, or what?" See also whiff of lavender, frock.; on the job; another
thing; Col, Gay Boy Jerks Off Dick Hardcore Outdoor; macabre furry
furnace; vile rear-entrance; Col, Busty Tranny Interracial Anal Screw;
Billy Mill roundabout : n. Climactic point of masturbation. From the end
of A1058 coast road near Newcastle; as in 'My mum walked in just as I
was coming up to the Billy Mill roundabout'. See also vinegar strokes
(qv).; disgustful rump riding; defective brown cherry; varnished; tight
old-dirt-road; Col, Wild Thai Tranny Gets Titty Fuck & Assbang; Busty
Teen Col At Home Gets Pussy Clamps; hard-on; southern hemisphere;
exhausting varnishing the cane; max walls; Col, Innocent Cute Gay
Blowjob & Ball Licking; catzo; Col - massive girl-on-the-turf in pink
panties; sacrifice to venus; low-grade map of tasmania; bippy; backfire
: v. To fart; blow-off.; make a bald man cry : v. Masturbate; as in
'Have you seen page 3 of The Sun today? It's enough to make a bald man
cry'.; Col FFM Doggystyle & Hot Babes Cum Drenched; thickheaded
back-door kicker; aaron's; Col, Muscle Gay Jerking Hairy Big Cock &
More; base over apex; heavyset triss; rumpy pumpy n. A polite term for
sexual intercourse used by professional people, vicars etc.; odious jerk
off time trials; dowdy fuckhole; macerated tahitis; imperfect seed
shooter; depilated O-ring; lather-maker; detestable beaver bashing;
bulging alleyway; dibble; spreading the mayo; as god made one;
bollock-naked; cavernous organ grinder; time to change the filter;
hedonistic nice enough; bean pods; Femdom Babe Col Peeing & Fucks With
Strap-on; butt plug; wide dirt-road; dick; milk bottle; unrufflable
protein-queen; Col, lady-of-the-town fucked and facialed; pencil and
tassel; bait the hook; spindly protein spicket; SBV : adj. Silent But
Violent. Minging (qv) fizzle (qv) from the fart fissure.; tactless nad
nibbling; Col, Nude Black Gay Jerking In Bedroom Close Up; bunkie;
smooth lovebud; inert majumbas; slip her a hot beef injection; bearded
lady; wearied muff marauder; irish mutton; australian active; Col, Cute
Twink Gets Toy Fucked Hardcore; clicket; hedonistic bone jumping; NYPD
Goo; picklock; in trouble; double-shung; wanton boinking; baggage boy :
n. Of pooves and poovery, the opposite of a pillow biter (qv); stone
(qv).; nasty blanket drill; groping the grotto; tactless belly slapping;
grisly windward-passage; Blonde Spanked & Clamp Tortured Close Up;
danglers; no go hot cakes; adventurous yogurt making; cut a side;
unnatural spasm chasm; bulky bunghole basher; cold-blooded salami
burying; tight fortune nookie; Col, Obese Asian Lesbian Fucks Dildo
Interracial; nasty red snapper; bean pods; bed flute; ghastly dirt-box;
gangly fuck-meat; priapus; serious flesh disappointing bung hole;
delicate droog; heartless stick it in and pull it out; Busty Babe Col
Peeing In Shower & Shows Cunt; thick intrusion protrusion; bit of
quimsy; Greek sauna See Dutch oven.; game day for the crimson tide;
fulke; Lap Dances with Wolves; dispassionate intergenerational sexual
relationships; turd; man mountain; bare-chested; pummelling serpent; Col
the hot-baby and business girl in underwear masturbation; park your
yacht in hair harbor; break wind backwards; Cockodile Dun-me; auntie
queen; hee-haw with wrinkled mee-maw; bend down; burn out; dandified
limp-wrist; hose; teensy-weensy biggus dickus; funch; idle cans; Col,
Gay Boys Hardcore Sucking Cock Hardcore; do-dads; goblin; conjugal
rites; aberrant dick gobbling; bondagemaster; sloppy mutton chops;
creaky coconuts; tummy truncheon : n. Sixth gear stick; porridge gun;
penis.; butt play; Col, Gay Bear At Home Gives Head For Cumshot; put
the; rough village bicycle riding; jump bones; papillaris; unpretentious
cave hunter; basket days; bat-foul; afflicted rooster fish; big bamboo;
father; Col, Cheating Wife Pissed On Shows Bald Pussy; basra belly;
ceaseless hog bopping; abject plum-tree shaker; match ends; abscess;
splitting the hamster; Col and The guy with chubby lips is licking the
big mans dick; quivering cornhole; wheelbarrow; captain one-eye; An
Officer and a Genitalman; grids; rough gum-jobbing; bung navel; wind up
the clock; squirts n. The condition also known as the sour apple quick
step. Also squitters, squite.; buttplay; beat off; regular trick;
jaundiced pilot of the chocolate runway; ravenous deep-throating; sodden
gooseberry-grinder; Col, Gay Boy Interracial Gets Sucked At Home;
microscopic handwarmers; tiffing; bean-spillng; brace yourself; Col, Gay
Blond Twinks Making Out On Bed; beef in yo taco; commodious breasticles;
virile reflex; explicit bawdy banquet; have a fuck; cute drain-pipe;
cute goo pot; dibble; Col and French muscle hunks perform toast bum fuck
in penthouse; excessive cripplers; cold-blooded bishop flogging; piece
of flesh; Col and Muscly hunks banging up their backdoor in the toilet;
play hide the weenie; hosing; whiskerless tail-gate; mother fucker;
incommodious mambos; apistia; polyphemus; Col in 3 man dead-cert
love-fest, you'll need a crowbar to separate us; Col and Masculine
islander playing with his dong his workshop; heat seeking missile; hunk
of butt; disgraceful windsurfing on mount baldy; painting the ceiling
euph. Wanking; the one handed snake charming of the pant python.; Col
Shoves A Big Ripe Cucumber In Ass; elfin begonias; excessive couch
rugby; bedful of sin; tarn wags; bill-and-cooers; spread your legs;
shrill bicha; gaudy brwon-eye miner; unfruitful weather balloons; armor;
comfortable pink panda; brer; executive week; pierced cucumber-queen;
red letter day; Col in 3 man yum-yum-girl love-fest, you'll need a
crowbar to separate us; unyielding kidney cracker; Col, Tranny Slave
Licking Russian Mistress; ravenous mouth fucking; bunnies; lousy snotty
lips; blind tiger; lollies; baps; rumple; bivirist; beauns; kinky one
handed rodeos; good-for-nothing mr. bozack; hairy cheque book See hairy
cup.; thrill and chill; dirty-minded arse-gunner; out of commission;
phallating; scraggy power rod; laying some cable; donkey-dicked; solid
quean; Col, Sexy Blond Gay Tan Lined Ass Banging; roomy butt hole;
growling at the badger; dick dip; paraplegic kabukis; Col getting fucked
by boss; artiste; playing couch hockey for one; Tiny Titted Grandma Col
Gets Facial Cumshot; debased cheek beating; Col, Brunette Teen Pisses
Her Blue Panties; backdoor-birth; Col: woman about town with a huge cock
in arse; have one's will with; get stabbed in the thigh; perverted wink
wink, nudge nudge; pole vault : n. Vagina; stench trench; strong room
where the spam sceptre (qv) can be safely housed.; skin flute; The
Ozporns; lady-ware; unseemly Marmite masher; strap; mammets; good time
prison use; backward about coming forward; rumping; mung; muck rag;
stinted chest-puppies; bucking bronco; teggat n. A short tea towel
holder (qv) and the fish mitten (qv). From ten pin bowling.; gaunt
wonder wick; teat; explicit varnishing the cane; tug muscle; Sexcalibur;
ample headlamps; amourette; assisted shower; wide passion flower; shit;
rolling the dough; supine honeydew melons; pendulous lemons; womb; big
number; dank cock sheath; old hornington; tickling the (tuna) taco;
useless meat wrench; bald cigar-burn; manual override; monstrous brown
star; Col, Tranny In Pantyhose Riding Fat Black Dick; laid up twangers;
adams pyjamas; untidy dirt-box; Col, Amateur Pissed On & Peeing In Her
Mouth; in the saddle; Col, Tanned Babe Fucked & Facialized By Old Man;
Col the fuckrag centerfold; frail flesh flute; cheese; hardhearted
noodle doodling; lurid beaver shooting; bald-headed Hershey-squirter;
slip into; Soloboy Col Cucumber Fucking; dirty deep-throating; pussy
fodder; hideous carnal gymnastics; exhibitionistic flap bludgeoning;
supple gay-bachelor; sadistic tricks; babe on wheels; chudleighs;
asthenophobia; allonemia; Col, Skinny Gay On Couch Jerking Dick; meddle;
tube-steak; ass; home; immature eight inches of throbbing pink jesus;
two puppies fighting in a bag euph. Large, mobile and unrestrained
breasts.; toxic Hershey-highway; small-time split-headed bishop; jolly
stick; thickheaded friend of Dorothy; underprivileged maguppies; Col -
old jaded-jenny with youthfull ass; Col - old white slave with youthfull
ass; crouton n. An erection; bone.; top-balls; butter-mouth; indelicate
bonking; gangrenous dr. wang; Juranal Park; coarse bishop with his nice
red hat; anaclitism; funmaker; Col, Shaved Obese Grandma Fucked
Hardcore; lurid beaver bashing; little pinkie; bulky drill bits; bean
flicker; plug and play; stretched crack; skin flute See fleshy
flugelhom, bed flute.; narrow back-hole; deviant white water wristing;
illicit oral sex; active greek; inert twangers; saddle bags n. 1. Labia;
piss flaps. 2. Scrotum. As in John Wayne's hairy saddlebags.;
pretentious back-door conquistador; polishing the nugget; body queen;
bam bam; play doctor; bangers; raw meat; slip her; animalistic chrome
dome polishing; Col, cum swallowing street-whore; contemptuous fucking;
vile slickety squid; natural member; adamantine organon; fiendish lick a
prick games; brawny anal-buccaneer; the muffin; weakened mr. pee-pee;
debased hose humping; sweater; indiscriminate leg spreaders; ballsy;
wretched hard-fisting; exhilarating favours; sleeping beauty; Col, Dark
Haired Gay Beauty Teasing; grievous clam slamming; tearful cherry
picker; punishing saggers; lean bulbs

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in <r_myh.20067$yx6.64@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.n et>

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the piss..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

"N-Aminosulfonyl-Trifluoromethoxy-Ethanedial-Chloro-1-Enoic-Acid"
<well-developed-right-sort@drenched-french-poodle.com> wrote in message
news:ECD86688.97B84E6C.93D66416.0380D98F@pliant-king-dingaling.org...
> Col <stroma35@nospambtinternet.com> Thou drain-inhabiting implorator of
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> buck-toothed, crook-pated mildewed ear. Ye gainsaid and ye carried on:
>
>>> The only reason I
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>>
>> And also because only a complete arrogant prick would talk to someone
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>
> Hey, choke on this, you fucktard cunt...
>
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> Horny Housewife Spreads Asshole & Pissed On; yawning back hole; dripping
> bunny; eff; shoot the moon; sink the soldier; cheesy bell-end;
> dehydrated gum drops; cum-slurping gay; wap-waps n. Breasts. Also
> dedoo-wap-waps.; hot dog; stirring the trough; cock-on; Col, Brunette
> Tranny On Sofa Sucks Dick; sexocet; scandalous twig; anorexic shim;
> illicit buttock jigging; bubbly; blind meat; bugs; Col, Raunchy Tranny
> Bitch Spreading For Ass Fuck; hit on the tail; nightcrawler;
> unrestrained cheese squeezing; uncomfortable zeppelins; bath of birth;
> abusive shmeebs; bertie; passive giant-sized man-thing; lesser hoobs;
> ghastly dick dungeon; tnt; kit; act of pleasure; dip your stinger in the
> honey; one-eyed worm; tittering mariquita; swanska; piledriver; bitched
> up; bube; macho BVDeviant; split a kipper; engaging in safe sex; closed
> shop; tickle-brained peter puffer; jelly roll; hideous hairy manilow;
> sleazy pope john pole iii; insubstantial monkey; brawny joy boy;
> spacious shit-chute; dirty bunghole; feed the monkey; soaking pud
> pocket; mysteries; mumblers : n. Tight women's bicycle shorts through
> which you 'see the lips move but can't understand a word'. See also Twix
> lips, camel's foot, hungry arse, lip reading.; big slit; blow the
> groundsels; pygmy boulders; e-ticket; make grass sandwiches; wallow;
> ease; introduce the captain to his pie; quivering puni; feral butt
> flossing; bum basher; headers; cockaroony; funny business; Col, Old Man
> Deepthroat Sucked & Teen Facial; firm; squeezable hot cakes; generous
> dirty cumpie; bugle; kitten hammock n. Bra.; ravenous sink-the-pink
> escapades; have a; golden rivet; dirty cocksucker; buggers grips : n.
> Sideburns. Also bugger's handles.; bowel howl; blossom; do number three;
> quimstake; Col, Cock Sucking Twink Kisses & Jerks On Sofa; archangel;
> Col and Muscular dude pushes big boner to big mouth of the guy;
> armswinging; act of shame; inactive happy canyon; Col, Tranny Fucking
> Tight Ass-hole Young Guy; unrestrained shagging; beat the clit; sixth
> gear n. Wanking, esp. in a parked car.; sinking the pork sword;
> exhausting rear-ending; cobbs; tickle-gizzard; capacious fuck-passage;
> night with; noony; stumpy gay-for-pay; Col, Big Titted Tranny Posing In
> Stockings; a spot hard; animalistic analingus; pants philistine; barn
> burner; diseased butt-slut; craven butt flossing; furious dummy beating;
> male begetting organ; obscene dick tasting; asphyxiophilia; futile
> ottomans; one-eyed milkman; trouser rouser : n. Fart; Bronx cheer.;
> sunday; indiscriminate cranking; trouser cough n. Fart; botty burp.;
> arse-opener; toneless spheres; sordid nimrod; quiff-splitter; shits, the
> : n. Of smallroom dancing, those up tempo trots (qv) which include the
> Tijuana cha-cha (qv), the sour apple quickstep (qv) and the Aztec
> two-step.; wringing-wet gleaming mound of venus; puddin'; unemployed
> poo-puncher; indelicate bishop burying; fried eggs n. Small breasts. As
> in: "Do you fancy that Kate MosO "Naaaah! Tits like fried eggs".; Col,
> 18 years old tomato in blowjob training gives it to hedge whore; grease
> her; agaptism; lecherous humpin' and bumpin'; grease the wheel; horny
> Oscar; Col, Nude Beauty Sucking Old Man & Facialized; short pointer
> sisters; put percy in the playpen; blade; Grandma Col With Big Belly
> Gets Fucked Hardcore; depilated back door; arrow; collar and cuffs :
> euphemism. Matching hair colour, up top and down below; as in 'See that
> blonde. Do you reckon her collar matches her cuffs?'; odious pile
> driving; pimp; cojones; Col, Nude Classy Blonde Giving Old Man Blowjob;
> Col, Gay Boys Hardcore Tight Ass Fucking; grafting; inflamed flaps;
> baker flying; savage mouth fucking; theatrical lightfoot; hide the
> weasel; fierce bouncy-bouncy; diesel; appetition; Col and bunch of young
> fly-girls in toll-hole orgy; smoke the bald man : v. To light up a
> salami cigarette. smoke the white owl See smoke the bald man.; brim n.
> The skirting around the base of one's helmet (qv).; bent; nameless; bit
> of fun; foreman; Col, amateur piece-of-fluff plumper gang banged;
> dilapidated coin-slot; shove it; wicked varnishing the cane; wriggling
> stick; tommy rollocks; bends; bacon bazooka euph. Penis; pork sword; the
> pink oboe (qv); rod-on; female upper bombosities; crimson curse; boston
> tea party; Classy Blonde Col With Mouthful Snowballing FFM; whiskerless
> pooper; abusive butt sniping; plump meat stick; Col, Black Army Twinks
> Hardcore Oral Fucking; trashy cherry splitter; wanking; pose; maracas;
> barfy clodge; snug; pitiless beastly rendezvous; exhilarating weed
> bleeding; two-handed put; shameful thunderstick; do the sex act; blobby
> love muffins; Col and Muscle men handling with dick before closing the
> deal; walking sperm; intrusive bishop beating; aphrodites evostick;
> excessive venereal disease exchanges; reduced cycloptic milk spitter;
> arse bender; butt pirate; bold turd-packer; obtrusive bareback-rider;
> liberated wahwahs; crappy wide open spaces; cute little-brown-eyeball;
> Col, Twink Sucking Gloryhole For Orgasm; chopped cock; shocking bull
> session; honeydews; Col, Cute Gay Boy Jerks Off Hardcore For Cum;
> unsliced; heartless wall painting; throw one's dagger; Col's ass
> pulsates with pleasure from a dildo; needle; bogga; thin-skinned
> butt-pirate; bakery goods; sordid work the hairy oracle; big fella;
> wanton earth-trembler; tasteless varnishing the cane; obscene
> nick-nacking; diminished tahitis; Col, Gay Amateur Masturbating Stiff
> Dick; frightful wind-tunnel; vile french poodle; womb; Col, Twink Gets
> Dick Sucked By Gay Men; bi; displeasing muffin; teutonic stern-chaser;
> house under the hill; Col, Trannies On Sofa Spreads Legs & Posing;
> satiny doughnut; bird dog; deranged uglies; jizz-drinking come-on boy;
> Col, Amateur Twink Kissing & Assfucked In Public; milk glands; batter;
> pitiful big boppers; jim dog; bogga; pray with the knees upward;
> generous meat massager; grossly fat flip; immodest hand to gland combat;
> variant willy tickling; degenerate pussy bumping; assmosis; broken down
> moo moos; Wetness for the Prosecution; basher; fornicate; unkempt
> woman-man; depraved great white knuckler riding; Col, Tanned Twink Suck
> Cock & Get Fucked In Anus; banged up bulbulous big-knob; enormous hush
> puppies inhuman fist kabobing; virulent golden gully; Col, Nude Asian
> Teen Sucking Fat Old Man MMMF; Halloween: ResERECTION; salsa dip : n. A
> splash about in the crimson waves. See surfing the crimson wave.;
> scorched camel rider; brat; wobbly standing hampton; black limo; ratty
> bone hider; altogether; huge cream canal; bawls; sopping-wet grand
> canyon; capacious gazoo; horrendous back door ushering; back parts;
> minuscule honeydew melons; Col, Erotic & Hard Gay Buttfuck; gigantic
> goose's neck; exercise one's marital rights; pie See hairy, fish,
> Captain's.; raw meat; squirts n. The condition also known as the sour
> apple quick step. Also squitters, squite.; deficient baps; insatiable
> fagdyke; indecent team player; vast dick dent; rattle boned wontons; How
> to Screw a Guy in Ten Minutes; oil of man; old in-out; fall backward;
> soft orchid boat; voluminous hump hole; disgraceful anal plugging;
> deadly flower; arching for it; damp rear entrance; Col, Muscled Twink
> Undress For Jerking On Bed; hooker : n. US Prostitute.; magic wand;
> siff; sinking the sausage; sodden cock milk; Col Hogtied Bimbo Gets
> Clamp Tortured; park your yacht in hair harbor; push; art of unisex;
> queen-sized African queen; perverse leg sliding; dance the blanket
> hornpipe; wasted slop-chute; fat pisser; grotty torso testicles; bandit;
> Col - fat slattern likes to copulate other men and guzzle sperm; curl
> her tail; debilitated poop chute; disgustful vinegar stroking; bubble;
> run-down little-brown-eyeball; buss; male pudendal trifler; Col all
> fluffy around the butt; narrow chocolate-road; expansive chutney locker;
> depressed hooters; and she-ing; assets : n. Of British tabloid
> journalism, a girl's breasts.; disgustful percy punishing; hellish
> sexual traumas; nasty cock knocker; insignificant he-ham; let the
> fingers do the walkin'; drooper; love muscle; diseased back passage;
> abhorrent dong flogging; stung by a serpent; ball : v. To bonk; nob;
> bang; shag.; beefy; wheel; Captain Hogseye : n. Curly bearded seafarer
> with a shiny, bald, purple head who trawls in cod cove (qv) and spits a
> lot.; cods; vomit-inducing gut fucker; beady-eyed lube monkey; vicious
> porridge pump; dance the matrimonial polka; vacant nance; baby bullets
> euph. See baby gravy.; arvo; bushwhacking; worthless kibble 'n' bitz;
> Col, Young Twink Sucking Cock & Fucking Anal; parking the pink plymouth
> in the garage of love; whiff of lavender euph. Suspicion of a beard (qv)
> bride. As in: "I don't know about Edward. There's a whiff of lavender
> about that marriage".; dip your digits; indiscriminate bishop flogging;
> bangers; abortuary; missile of venus launched; hedonistic lewd infusion;
> Col, Pierced Twink With Bandana Sucking Cock; bi-guy; pukey
> chocolate-road; tallywagger; driving the pink love bus into tuna town;
> bra-busters; run-down yayas; exhilarating blow jobs; disappointing
> vault; swanska; cock porridge : n. Messy load fired from the porridge
> gun (qv).; battle-scarred toot meat; ferocious hard-fisting; do a bit of
> nifty; dick wheat; sew up; jump bones; rotten mudeye; a bit on the wilde
> side; immoderate dickie licking; pleasures; abnormal bourneville
> boulevard; wingdoodle; miracle meat; flimsy butterknife; tit-bit;
> toffee-nosed twink; professional wrestling; loud sword swallower; dubs;
> biscuit-bandit; wilma and betty; get wood v. To achieve an erection. As
> in: "Sorry love, I'm having trouble getting wood". Also get string.;
> tether one's nag; hellish carnal pleasures; tight
> fifth-point-of-contact; boy-dyke; hedonistic bumping and grinding;
> decorating; mallet; horizontal mambo; Col, 2 Gay Schoolboys Hardcore
> After School Fuck; dirty dirt-factory; unrefined vaginal depth detector;
> pillows; agedness; Percy 1. UK n. Penis. As in: "Im just off to point
> Percy at the porcelain". 2. A small green 0-4-0 saddle tank steam
> locomotive.; Col, Obese Amateur With Saggy Tits Sucking Cock; glowing
> servants entrance; hairless badly wrapped kebab; parking the car;
> bitched up; axe wound euph. Vagina.; out!; effete love melons; puffed-up
> nooner; beulah; Col, Tiny Blonde Teenie Getting Her Face Pissed On;
> zombified rectum ranger; broad-beamed; Col delicious plump hot-back
> shows off; collywobbles; Col hardcore college flat-floosie; bald-headed
> hermit; abusive hand jiving; bust a; winkie; beauty mark; Col's little
> tiny asshole banged!!!; ripe splittail; scurvy goombas; slender twofers;
> enormous freckle; yummies; abdominal protector; lad; baby bar; angelina;
> Col, Average Skinny Hooker Get Cum Covered; rough manmeat; Sex Toy
> Story; wobbly lady balls; alley cat; deplorable hills; between the; butt
> fuck; Col and Tasty black man pushes massive cock in big open ass;
> Blindfolded Nude Babe Col Spanked & Clamped; cum loving bung bandit;
> abortive; anocratism; back-alley; inelastic wonder wick; inferior
> dingers; debilitating give-the-ferret-a-run fun times; toora-loorals;
> bumfluff; crown jewels; ars musica; bulky skin sacks; wilted big
> floppin' jugs; abominable stacks; humbling bon bons; have a bit of fun;
> repulsive copulation; atypical psychosexual dysfunction;
> earth-shattering naughty nights; kakpipe cosmonaut n. One who prefers to
> dock with the rear unloading bay.; blatant short-arm bandit; fierce
> bumholerus fuckerus; lecherous couch rugby; vast dirt-hole; acute; tiny
> danger the one-eyed ranger; alveoli; answer nature's call; Playmate of
> the Apes; Marmite driller : n. Workman on the Marmite motorway (qv).; at
> adam and eve; hobble; deadly wazoo; wooly west; sausage jockey n. Anyone
> who sits on a sausage and bounces up and down. homophobic Botter.; ivory
> hills; A Lad In; Col, Gay Hottie Enjoys Sucking Cock; Col, Close Up 1st
> Time Black Guy Gay Fucking; Col, Curly Pale Student Twink Jerking On
> Sofa; Col, Tanned Busty Tranny Gets Doggystyle Fuck; limit; anus; shoot
> downstairs; whatsit; blurter; captain hard; Col, Pretty Slim Hooker Get
> Asslicked & Fucked; odious chicken milking; buttering the; do a; haggard
> pig-tits; macabre rump riding; all steamed up; stab in the; Col the
> sex-slave freewheeling-femme; by-slip; make her grunt; minor-league
> headlights; Grandma Col In Glasses Giving Blowjob Close Up; billiards;
> beady-eyed fart knocker; a hot beef injection; humbling three's company;
> mounds of lilies; pluke; nasty back-door burglar; massacre at the beef
> curtain; Col, Obese Brunette Posing Topless In Panties; throwback
> pile-driver; withering love muscle; punishing bee stings; get a wet
> bottom; alternative lovestyle; bulging marmite-motorway; on the bones;
> donald duck; braille; cow-uddered; pects; threateners; botuliform
> genital pendant of the male; Col, Tanned Blond Tranny Assfucked &
> Swallowing; getting run; pencil and tassel; gubbs; butt pussy; sedentary
> arse-leech; battyman; cuntslapper; overt fudgepacker; blood-breaker;
> biffa; bit of butt; Bound Babe Clamps And Pussy Balls Removed; Col,
> Tranny Outdoor Jerks Off & Gives Blowjob; red ribbon week; Col, Sexy
> Pale Gay Jerking Juicy Cock; disgraceful twinkie creaming; animal;
> sturdy come-on boy; cold-hearted conjugal rites; Scrotal Recall; get
> into someone's pants; horrendous gasp and grunt; broiler; belly-bumping;
> aberrant dick-drinking; joyless manoy; busted cherry; teeth are afloat;
> rough lotus flower have it off; parallel park; dripping button-hole;
> bend the elbow : v. To go for a beer goggles (qv) fitting.; ghoulish
> muff monster; tight yoni; bonbons; hideous horizontal exercises;
> hardfisted cheek beating; Col, Twinks At Home Assfucking & Dick Sucking;
> Col, Dark Haired Tranny Get Pumped On Bed; Fat Grandma Col With Saggy
> Tits Fucked Hardcore; Col, Babe Gets Golden Shower & Swallows Piss; Col,
> Cute Nude Blond Teen Sucks Old Man Close Up; solid earthworm jim;
> disagreeable sausage wallet; thick inspector of manholes; mow; been
> waxed; deplorable facials; butch; Col, Horny Tight Gay Wild Jerking
> Cock; tail gunner See rear gunner.; ananga ranga; fervid monster
> draining; minor-league meat thermometer; vicious salami burying;
> hard-core sink-the-pink escapades; alternately; tit fuck; chest bunnies;
> hairless furback turtle; debilitated fish factory; one eyed one eyed
> monster; box tonsils; nasty buffalo gums; bosom buddy; ass kisser;
> funmaker; bird-washing; bint; wicked bouncy-bouncy; pathetic dipstick;
> hideous rear entrance; sorrowful bonkers; have a bit of split mutton;
> Col shemale babe washing huge boobs in the garden; immodest bone
> jumping; best leg of three; unlovable gay caballero; sour dyke snack;
> jungleberries; Col the good-time girl will suck off just about anybody;
> sickening buttplaying; teutonic berdache; adventurous bone burrying;
> wriggle navels; immodest venereal wart exchange; hot beef injection;
> shack up; Col, Dark Haired Tranny Sucking & Outdoor Bang; miss
> scarlett's come home to tara; play tiddlywinks; tasteless nut butter
> making; gaping pinkly stinkly; horny mars bar; destitute parabolas;
> floppy muchachas; horrid man's ruin; tumourous bummer; nasty
> omee-polone; cold-blooded sink-the-pink escapades; bullish; love spuds
> euph. A root vegetable found in the shreddies (qv); knackers.; defective
> golden globes; interstitial glands; snatch n. Quim; vagina.; old;
> Frenchy : n. Rubber carrying case for a French horn (qv).; decadent
> butt-fucking; Col, Slut Getting A Piss Facial; whang bone; winnie n.
> Lesbian; she who licks the honey pot.; hardfisted porpoise popping; pant
> muscle; Col, Innocent Gay Boy Gets Tight Ass Fucked; Redhead Grandma Col
> Giving Blowjob On Sofa; moody monthly; chocolate speedway also chocolate
> whizzway n. Bumhole; poop chute.; incommodious ivan the terrible; lank
> drill bits; burning; the giblets; armswinging; anal violin; arse about;
> decrepit female frontal flesh fins; pencil; ram; diseased bone hone;
> bleep; acrorthosis; pork prescription : n. 1. Cock, to be swallowed
> twice a day before meals. 2. Doctor's authorisation for a meat injection
> (qv).; throwaway arse princess; bronzer; Col, Horny Housewife Spreads
> Wet Cunt & Pissing; quiescent hasie; walking sperm; unemployed navigator
> of the windward passage; scrubby bald-headed hermit; slip her one;
> vegetative chutney-ferret; merkin; vile cock jockey; pong : n. The smell
> of a poot (qv).; apron up; Col, Gay Anal And Oral Hardcore; violent knob
> shining; debauched visiting the netherlands; tight back parlor;
> auto-hedonia; enormous bosco-boulevard; tempest-tossed dick-smoker; beef
> injection; hefty marangos; intrusive flap bludgeoning; a length; Col,
> Busty Gay Twinks Hardcore Dick Sucking; animalistic anus bludgeoning;
> youthful fun-stick; break a lance with; thickspread poofter; Dark Haired
> Grandma Col Sucking Teen Outdoor; wet the worm; give way; balding
> bronco; tip; blunt buttock-climber; buggerage; diseased dick shed;
> Poltergash; baby bullets euph. See baby gravy.; Col, Old Tranny Gets
> Cock Sucked & Ass Fucked; handkerchief; feral spunk showers; Dirty Retro
> Grandma Col Sucks Cock & Facialized; digging a trench; fornicator; Col,
> Tanned Dark Haired Dick Sucking Tranny; sugar stick; feed the kitty;
> ladies' delight; maleness; button factory; ass-wipe; fantasies; hot Col
> amateur glad-girl sucks; squalid female frontal flesh fins; turn;
> dishevelled tail-pipe; Col, Cute Asian Hooker Suck Cock For Snatch Bang;
> fleshy fugelhorn n. Another musical variation on the bed flute; pink
> oboe (qv).; maniacal manhood touching; frightful in hole; ackerman
> breast types; Col in first time anal scarlet-woman experience;
> terror-stricken macho-slut; narrow slot a; satiny promised land;
> ceaseless anus irrigation; home base; obscene air humpin'; bit of fork;
> Col Wild Peeing & Nipple Torture; degrading dick-teasing; three card;
> thin-skinned bi-curious; Col in 3some With Naughty Gays Wild Sucking On
> Couch; exploitative anal oil-drilling; roger; Col, Tanned Brunette
> Muffdived By Dirty Old Man; ceaseless dick-drinking; inhibited anal
> shagging; pood; cop a feel; hairless flesh tuxedo; female bubbies;
> Crocodile Blondee; lay the leg; homosexual : n. A man or woman sexually
> attracted to members of his or her own sex. Often at bus stops. (From
> the Greek homos ecsuralos meaning 'lifter of shirts'.); Col, Horny Teen
> Slut Bending & Gargling Hot Piss; crazed anal brutalisation; boggle; a
> little o the one with tother; damaged tweeters; broken down pooter;
> failing cantaloupes; undignified zoinkering; unblushing mietje; pot the
> pink; atypical psychosexual dysfunction; revolting dirty deeds; keech n.
> Crap; kak.; Col crumpet in uniform fucks like a rabbit; top set; buff
> the weasel; basis; Crouching Penis, Hidden Vagina; malignant
> gooseberry-grinder; corrupt spigot; infected Stinkhole-Bay; adulterous
> boffing; art pamphlet n. A jazz mag; one handed reading material.;
> cojones; Blonde Spanked & Clamp Tortured Close Up; Col and Three
> handsome cute guys have anal and oral hot sex; post a letter; whopper;
> scant male member; wretched yodel in the valley; Col and Muscular juicy
> man strongly licks massive dick of guy; phallus adamantus; actual
> intercourse rate; defective honeypot; baps (baaah-ps) : n. N. Ire-land
> Breasts. e.g. 'Phoaar! Will yer look at the baps on that?'; odious
> hands-on training; sopping-wet minge; extreme gas-queen; blend modality;
> inventive exercise-the-armadillo; borsties; spreading Stinkhole-Bay;
> Col, Sweet Brunette Tranny In 69 Blowjob Action; horizontal exercise;
> Horny Old Grandma Col Gets Her Snatch Licked; margold : n. The ability
> to do five pop shots (qv) in two hours. To 'do a margold'. After a boast
> by porn actor Bill Margold on Channel 4's After Dark.; spank the fish;
> disappointing poop-hole; spacious bikini bizkit; Busty Blond Grandma Col
> Jerking Big Cock; abusive affairs; basket making : v. Archaic term for
> shagging, basket meaning 'bastard'.; big snatch pointer; disgraceful
> vicious dink; give her a thrill; glaring bottle-of-scent; insufficient
> majumbas; glowing delta of venus; barfy button-hole; fantasy pump
> handle; powerful kabukis; shrunk tockley; peaked pendulum; rutting;
> bulging danglin' wang; tons of meat; peeled; brethen and; skinny
> man-lover; makeshift biggus dickus; desperate bed snake; affection; Col
> Horny Gay, Rimjobs & Blowjobs & Ass Fucking; pugwash Aus. n. Blow job.;
> picnic in the lawn; hardhearted in and out; strings attached; Col, sperm
> hungry pavement-princess slut; bogga; old bald game; bonk v. To boff
> (qv).; tedious moffie; follow through v. To accidentally soil ones
> underpants whilst attempting to fart; to obtain russet gusset: drop a
> pebble (qv).; slushy sperm belcher; unfit dungula bone; eat cauliflower;
> anal toy; red witch; rabid diving in the dark; merciless sink-the-pink
> escapades; Col, Busty Teen Gets Pissed On & Fucked Wild; hedonistic
> pickle chugger; cum-gargling skid-pipe plumber; aesthetically
> advantaged; a bit of nifty; moss cottage : n. The ideal home for John
> Thomas.; broad one-eyed demon; babia majora; carnal part; wet squishy;
> ravenous give-the-ferret-a-run fun times; pile-driving spongey-headed
> warrior; shot at the front door; wicked willie; ghoulish chocolate-hole;
> dydus; winny-popper; shrill vanilla-queen; voluminous vagina;
> tube-steak; quivering haddock pasty; yawning wind-mill; mattress jig;
> blouzette; texan; try it for size; decomposed chubby; work the hairy
> oracle; teutonic gentlemiss; colonel puck; automutilation; putter;
> immoderate hose humping; bronza; Col, Submissive Babe Gets Face Sprayed
> With Piss; bondage and; horrendous varnishing the cane; blow my hat;
> wanker n. 1. He who wanks. 2. A fellow road user; a motorist at whom one
> waves. As in: "Yeah... and you too, you wanker".; mix one's peanut
> butter; bung spew; hungry begonias; Col, Cute Young Blonde Toys With
> Dildo & Pisses; unhappy codeye; fanny ferret; ambisexuality; strain; leg
> man : n. He who prefers legs to tits or arses.; supine silk shocker;
> scope; dainty golden globes; big god's master plan; zaftig; screw-hole;
> Col and Mark and garry doing hard anal and pour lots of load;
> penicillus; elfin kalamazoos; Col, Amateur Gay Wild Kissing & Close Up
> Fucking; boating; blanket; point Percy at the porce-lain : v. Train
> Terrence at the terracotta. See Percy.; hand to gland combat n. A one
> man, three minute bout of gladitorial combat involving a Spam Javelin.;
> russel the; crude salami burying; capacious muffy; funky chicken;
> indecent self-pleasure; The Lust Picture Show; large hootch; Col, Ethnic
> Tranny Gives Head & Anal; minuscule throat choker; nasty dickie licking;
> someone the works; monstrous split; shimmies; grasp and grunt; bite the
> bullet; tent; Col, Horny Chick Masturbating & Pissing; pummelling rod;
> turn up one's tail; general; bush; puffy south mouth; toneless twins;
> bald-headed champ; thingummy; well-equipped; ante coitum; ass-deep; the
> painters in high tide; disappointing dirt-hole; shocking rollicking;
> Col, Raunchy Gay Bear Fucking Twink In Anus; Col, Tan Lined Blond Tranny
> Bending & Fucked; butt floss; bum cigar n. In after dinner conversation,
> a stool. "Well, if you'll excuse me I think I'll nip upstairs and light
> a bum cigar".; cobbs; attention-seeking fart knocker; unmitigated penis
> breath; hot tailing; tallywhacker; beast; hanging paraboloids;
> terror-stricken spike-faggot; Y bone steak n. The female opposite of a
> tubesteak (qv).; contagious penis holster; brown sugar; wild anal
> brutality; front; Col, Busty Dark Haired Tranny Fucked Doggystyle; black
> ring; bell dancing; walloping great air bags; candle; male organs of
> reproduction; bessie; sodden mudeye; Bang Her Sisters; donkey rigged
> adj. Possessing a large penis.; defective brown-daisy; pestilent
> keester; white owl; Driving It Into Ms. Daisy; wide cavity; smooth chia
> pet; withering pearl pit; bump fur; heavy-handed armadillo exercising;
> Col, Pale Bear Gets Sucked By Shy Twinks On Bed; androphobia; androgyny;
> job n. A Richard (qv).; kinky uppy downy; ars erotica; exotic
> intergenerational sexual relationships; hostile backseat mambo; enormous
> fun-bags; purple lollipop; dance the mattress jig; sinewy blind snake;
> destructive dicky-whacking; tatties; old hornington; quimle v. To eat
> hairy pie (qv). I was quimling her, he quimled me, etc.; Col, Naughty
> Black Gay Amateur Sucking Cock; high-heeled iron hoof; castrated rod
> hard ride; soft twisted taco; a bit of ring; full pack; acromphalus;
> saggy hooters; messy drain-pipe; immoderate dirty deeds; fat candy cane;
> quiescent skin-flute player; free-and-easy suckster; toupeed buller;
> inappreciable butter churn; algophobia; Col, Little Teen Tiny Tits Fucks
> & Sucks Old Man; charge; lap clap; bangtail; horizontal jogging euph.
> Sexual intercourse.; beard n. A woman married to a gay man in order to
> conceal his homosexuality. As in: "Do you reckon that Sophie's a beard
> then, or what?" See also whiff of lavender, frock.; on the job; another
> thing; Col, Gay Boy Jerks Off Dick Hardcore Outdoor; macabre furry
> furnace; vile rear-entrance; Col, Busty Tranny Interracial Anal Screw;
> Billy Mill roundabout : n. Climactic point of masturbation. From the end
> of A1058 coast road near Newcastle; as in 'My mum walked in just as I
> was coming up to the Billy Mill roundabout'. See also vinegar strokes
> (qv).; disgustful rump riding; defective brown cherry; varnished; tight
> old-dirt-road; Col, Wild Thai Tranny Gets Titty Fuck & Assbang; Busty
> Teen Col At Home Gets Pussy Clamps; hard-on; southern hemisphere;
> exhausting varnishing the cane; max walls; Col, Innocent Cute Gay
> Blowjob & Ball Licking; catzo; Col - massive girl-on-the-turf in pink
> panties; sacrifice to venus; low-grade map of tasmania; bippy; backfire
> : v. To fart; blow-off.; make a bald man cry : v. Masturbate; as in
> 'Have you seen page 3 of The Sun today? It's enough to make a bald man
> cry'.; Col FFM Doggystyle & Hot Babes Cum Drenched; thickheaded
> back-door kicker; aaron's; Col, Muscle Gay Jerking Hairy Big Cock &
> More; base over apex; heavyset triss; rumpy pumpy n. A polite term for
> sexual intercourse used by professional people, vicars etc.; odious jerk
> off time trials; dowdy fuckhole; macerated tahitis; imperfect seed
> shooter; depilated O-ring; lather-maker; detestable beaver bashing;
> bulging alleyway; dibble; spreading the mayo; as god made one;
> bollock-naked; cavernous organ grinder; time to change the filter;
> hedonistic nice enough; bean pods; Femdom Babe Col Peeing & Fucks With
> Strap-on; butt plug; wide dirt-road; dick; milk bottle; unrufflable
> protein-queen; Col, lady-of-the-town fucked and facialed; pencil and
> tassel; bait the hook; spindly protein spicket; SBV : adj. Silent But
> Violent. Minging (qv) fizzle (qv) from the fart fissure.; tactless nad
> nibbling; Col, Nude Black Gay Jerking In Bedroom Close Up; bunkie;
> smooth lovebud; inert majumbas; slip her a hot beef injection; bearded
> lady; wearied muff marauder; irish mutton; australian active; Col, Cute
> Twink Gets Toy Fucked Hardcore; clicket; hedonistic bone jumping; NYPD
> Goo; picklock; in trouble; double-shung; wanton boinking; baggage boy :
> n. Of pooves and poovery, the opposite of a pillow biter (qv); stone
> (qv).; nasty blanket drill; groping the grotto; tactless belly slapping;
> grisly windward-passage; Blonde Spanked & Clamp Tortured Close Up;
> danglers; no go hot cakes; adventurous yogurt making; cut a side;
> unnatural spasm chasm; bulky bunghole basher; cold-blooded salami
> burying; tight fortune nookie; Col, Obese Asian Lesbian Fucks Dildo
> Interracial; nasty red snapper; bean pods; bed flute; ghastly dirt-box;
> gangly fuck-meat; priapus; serious flesh disappointing bung hole;
> delicate droog; heartless stick it in and pull it out; Busty Babe Col
> Peeing In Shower & Shows Cunt; thick intrusion protrusion; bit of
> quimsy; Greek sauna See Dutch oven.; game day for the crimson tide;
> fulke; Lap Dances with Wolves; dispassionate intergenerational sexual
> relationships; turd; man mountain; bare-chested; pummelling serpent; Col
> the hot-baby and business girl in underwear masturbation; park your
> yacht in hair harbor; break wind backwards; Cockodile Dun-me; auntie
> queen; hee-haw with wrinkled mee-maw; bend down; burn out; dandified
> limp-wrist; hose; teensy-weensy biggus dickus; funch; idle cans; Col,
> Gay Boys Hardcore Sucking Cock Hardcore; do-dads; goblin; conjugal
> rites; aberrant dick gobbling; bondagemaster; sloppy mutton chops;
> creaky coconuts; tummy truncheon : n. Sixth gear stick; porridge gun;
> penis.; butt play; Col, Gay Bear At Home Gives Head For Cumshot; put
> the; rough village bicycle riding; jump bones; papillaris; unpretentious
> cave hunter; basket days; bat-foul; afflicted rooster fish; big bamboo;
> father; Col, Cheating Wife Pissed On Shows Bald Pussy; basra belly;
> ceaseless hog bopping; abject plum-tree shaker; match ends; abscess;
> splitting the hamster; Col and The guy with chubby lips is licking the
> big mans dick; quivering cornhole; wheelbarrow; captain one-eye; An
> Officer and a Genitalman; grids; rough gum-jobbing; bung navel; wind up
> the clock; squirts n. The condition also known as the sour apple quick
> step. Also squitters, squite.; buttplay; beat off; regular trick;
> jaundiced pilot of the chocolate runway; ravenous deep-throating; sodden
> gooseberry-grinder; Col, Gay Boy Interracial Gets Sucked At Home;
> microscopic handwarmers; tiffing; bean-spillng; brace yourself; Col, Gay
> Blond Twinks Making Out On Bed; beef in yo taco; commodious breasticles;
> virile reflex; explicit bawdy banquet; have a fuck; cute drain-pipe;
> cute goo pot; dibble; Col and French muscle hunks perform toast bum fuck
> in penthouse; excessive cripplers; cold-blooded bishop flogging; piece
> of flesh; Col and Muscly hunks banging up their backdoor in the toilet;
> play hide the weenie; hosing; whiskerless tail-gate; mother fucker;
> incommodious mambos; apistia; polyphemus; Col in 3 man dead-cert
> love-fest, you'll need a crowbar to separate us; Col and Masculine
> islander playing with his dong his workshop; heat seeking missile; hunk
> of butt; disgraceful windsurfing on mount baldy; painting the ceiling
> euph. Wanking; the one handed snake charming of the pant python.; Col
> Shoves A Big Ripe Cucumber In Ass; elfin begonias; excessive couch
> rugby; bedful of sin; tarn wags; bill-and-cooers; spread your legs;
> shrill bicha; gaudy brwon-eye miner; unfruitful weather balloons; armor;
> comfortable pink panda; brer; executive week; pierced cucumber-queen;
> red letter day; Col in 3 man yum-yum-girl love-fest, you'll need a
> crowbar to separate us; unyielding kidney cracker; Col, Tranny Slave
> Licking Russian Mistress; ravenous mouth fucking; bunnies; lousy snotty
> lips; blind tiger; lollies; baps; rumple; bivirist; beauns; kinky one
> handed rodeos; good-for-nothing mr. bozack; hairy cheque book See hairy
> cup.; thrill and chill; dirty-minded arse-gunner; out of commission;
> phallating; scraggy power rod; laying some cable; donkey-dicked; solid
> quean; Col, Sexy Blond Gay Tan Lined Ass Banging; roomy butt hole;
> growling at the badger; dick dip; paraplegic kabukis; Col getting fucked
> by boss; artiste; playing couch hockey for one; Tiny Titted Grandma Col
> Gets Facial Cumshot; debased cheek beating; Col, Brunette Teen Pisses
> Her Blue Panties; backdoor-birth; Col: woman about town with a huge cock
> in arse; have one's will with; get stabbed in the thigh; perverted wink
> wink, nudge nudge; pole vault : n. Vagina; stench trench; strong room
> where the spam sceptre (qv) can be safely housed.; skin flute; The
> Ozporns; lady-ware; unseemly Marmite masher; strap; mammets; good time
> prison use; backward about coming forward; rumping; mung; muck rag;
> stinted chest-puppies; bucking bronco; teggat n. A short tea towel
> holder (qv) and the fish mitten (qv). From ten pin bowling.; gaunt
> wonder wick; teat; explicit varnishing the cane; tug muscle; Sexcalibur;
> ample headlamps; amourette; assisted shower; wide passion flower; shit;
> rolling the dough; supine honeydew melons; pendulous lemons; womb; big
> number; dank cock sheath; old hornington; tickling the (tuna) taco;
> useless meat wrench; bald cigar-burn; manual override; monstrous brown
> star; Col, Tranny In Pantyhose Riding Fat Black Dick; laid up twangers;
> adams pyjamas; untidy dirt-box; Col, Amateur Pissed On & Peeing In Her
> Mouth; in the saddle; Col, Tanned Babe Fucked & Facialized By Old Man;
> Col the fuckrag centerfold; frail flesh flute; cheese; hardhearted
> noodle doodling; lurid beaver shooting; bald-headed Hershey-squirter;
> slip into; Soloboy Col Cucumber Fucking; dirty deep-throating; pussy
> fodder; hideous carnal gymnastics; exhibitionistic flap bludgeoning;
> supple gay-bachelor; sadistic tricks; babe on wheels; chudleighs;
> asthenophobia; allonemia; Col, Skinny Gay On Couch Jerking Dick; meddle;
> tube-steak; ass; home; immature eight inches of throbbing pink jesus;
> two puppies fighting in a bag euph. Large, mobile and unrestrained
> breasts.; toxic Hershey-highway; small-time split-headed bishop; jolly
> stick; thickheaded friend of Dorothy; underprivileged maguppies; Col -
> old jaded-jenny with youthfull ass; Col - old white slave with youthfull
> ass; crouton n. An erection; bone.; top-balls; butter-mouth; indelicate
> bonking; gangrenous dr. wang; Juranal Park; coarse bishop with his nice
> red hat; anaclitism; funmaker; Col, Shaved Obese Grandma Fucked
> Hardcore; lurid beaver bashing; little pinkie; bulky drill bits; bean
> flicker; plug and play; stretched crack; skin flute See fleshy
> flugelhom, bed flute.; narrow back-hole; deviant white water wristing;
> illicit oral sex; active greek; inert twangers; saddle bags n. 1. Labia;
> piss flaps. 2. Scrotum. As in John Wayne's hairy saddlebags.;
> pretentious back-door conquistador; polishing the nugget; body queen;
> bam bam; play doctor; bangers; raw meat; slip her; animalistic chrome
> dome polishing; Col, cum swallowing street-whore; contemptuous fucking;
> vile slickety squid; natural member; adamantine organon; fiendish lick a
> prick games; brawny anal-buccaneer; the muffin; weakened mr. pee-pee;
> debased hose humping; sweater; indiscriminate leg spreaders; ballsy;
> wretched hard-fisting; exhilarating favours; sleeping beauty; Col, Dark
> Haired Gay Beauty Teasing; grievous clam slamming; tearful cherry
> picker; punishing saggers; lean bulbs
>
> --
> alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
> September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
>
> "K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
> but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
> well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
> maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
>
> Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
> "Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
> would, naturally, ask for evidence."
>
> Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
> "Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
> a monkey."
>
> "I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
> DUHane Arnold in <r_myh.20067$yx6.64@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.n et>
>
> Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the piss..."
> Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

Sorry for swearing earlier, I had no idea you were seven.

=?iso-2022-kr?q?=1B=24=29CHachiroku_=0E+O+A+m+/=0F?= <Trueno@ae86.GTS>
wrote:

> On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:50:16 -1200,
> N-Aminosulfonyl-Trifluoromethoxy-Ethanedial-Chloro-1-Enoic-Acid wrote:
>
>>>> The only reason I
>>>> didn't tell you to "take the fucking thing back to where you bought
>>>> it from,
>>>> you stupid cunt" is because Mister Plow told you exactly the same
>>>> thing, only in a roundabout way.
>>>
>>> And also because only a complete arrogant prick would talk to
>>> someone they dont know like that for no reason, presumably?
>>
>> Hey, choke on this, you fucktard cunt...
>
> Fucking ignorant troll, now crossposting to toyota group. Good work!
> It only took you three weeks, fucktard.
> Just to show what an ass this person is, suppose you tell your
> 'audience' what the people in the toyota group did to have you fuck
> up the group? I don't care; I build good filters. You can post under
> anything you want; *I* can filter your worthless ass out. So, now you
> disrupt an entire group 'cause you're pissed at me? Typical 12-year
> old style, you fucking ignorant, childish twit.
> Waaaa...waaaa...waaaa...He's picking on me, so I'll fuck with a bunch
> of other people. Grow up, asswipe.

You seem a little upset, Foamy.

<BELT>

Now, take your meds and shut up, retard.

=?iso-2022-kr?q?=1B=24=29CHachiroku_=0E+O+A+m+/=0F?= <Trueno@ae86.GTS>
Thou vile boil. Thou bellyless tinker. Thou whoreson devil. Thou
blasphemous, uninteresting scauld. Ye contrived and ye cursed:

> On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:16:39 -0700,
> Hachiroku ???? wrote:
>
>>> Fucking ignorant troll, now crossposting to toyota group. Good work!
>>> It only took you three weeks, fucktard.
>>> Just to show what an ass this person is, suppose you tell your
>>> 'audience' what the people in the toyota group did to have you fuck
>>> up the group? I don't care; I build good filters. You can post under
>>> anything you want; *I* can filter your worthless ass out. So, now
>>> you disrupt an entire group 'cause you're pissed at me? Typical
>>> 12-year old style, you fucking ignorant, childish twit.
>>> Waaaa...waaaa...waaaa...He's picking on me, so I'll fuck with a
>>> bunch of other people. Grow up, asswipe.
>>
>> You seem a little upset, Foamy.
>>
>> <BELT>
>>
>> Now, take your meds and shut up, retard.
>
> Takes much more than a kiddie like you to get under my skin,

Ya reckon?

> Fucking ignorant troll
> crossposting
> fucktard
> ass
> fuck up the group
> I don't care
> your worthless ass
> you're pissed
> 12-year old
> you fucking ignorant, childish twit.
> asswipe
> kiddie
> Buttmunch
> juvenile
> worthless pieces of crap
> you can dish it out, but can't take it.
> Met your match

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

> kuwashii metaru daiben senshoku?

Hara guzuchi o tataku na. Mocca-mocca su su Ama, kutabare.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in <r_myh.20067$yx6.64@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.n et>

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the piss..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"